Dirty Things Tour

Don’t give us that dirty look: these tours are perfect for Valentine’s Day. We’ve done all the dirty work to arrange a great night out. Purchase a tour through the Museum and you can get dinner reservations at Lochland Country Club on the date of your tour!

Have you forgotten Valentine’s Day plans in the past? Don’t answer that. There’s no need to air your dirty laundry here. These 60-minute tours will cover a variety of topics including everything from dung beetles to necrophilia, from Victorian hygiene to  the animal with the largest proportional uhh… organ, if you will.

We will talk dirty, tell dirty jokes, and *gasp* even say a dirty word, but don’t worry. Nothing racier than an R-rated movie.

For a good time call: 402.461.2399. Walk-ins for tours only welcome if space allows. Dinner reservations only available when tickets are purchased 24 hours in advance.

By the way: dinner reservations are optional. And, we want you to know that the price of the tour does not include the cost of your dinner. We wanted to make that clear—didn’t want you to accuse us of dirty pool!